A lot of you have asked me what my favourite mind game is and I’m sure this will surprise you, but it’s actuallyforcing you to wear my used undies to work. I just get a real kick out of it. The idea that I have the power to force a businessman, well any man really into my tiny undies, make him uncomfortable all day long, strip him away of his masculinity, t’s so good t’s almost therapeutic to me.

“Remember, there are more people in the world than yourself. Be modest! You have not yet invented nor thought anything which others have not thought or invented before. And should you really have done so, consider it a gift of heaven which you are to share with others.”

There’s just something so sexy about the entire endeavour, from me wearing the undies and thinking about you who’ll be next, sending them unwashed covered in my divine smell in a little envelope local or international, you unwrapping the gift, trying it on, it doesn’t fit but you can’t back out at this stage so you tear it a little and force yourself in them. You put on your fancy suit over them and drive to work in your big fancy car which compensates for your probably too small of a dick. And then all day you rub and scratch and have to pull it out of your ass and this whole time our minds will be one. We’ll both think about each other the whole time, something tangible unites us.

Are you down? Buy a pair of my used undies here.

We always hear about stress being an enemy to our good health. For example, stress can lead to physical symptoms like headaches, increased blood pressure, and insomnia. Stress can play a part in problems like heart attacks, arthritis, and asthma.

“I had worked all those years to merely survive and never live. Graduating college seemed like a far-fetched dream and now I am living that dream.”

However, a recent study shows that stress many only be detrimental when viewed as negative. Health psychologist Kelly McGonigal explores how seeing stress in a more positive way can actually reduce the risk of stress-related health issues. Next time you are in a stressful situation and your heart begins to beat faster, maybe you start to sweat, interpreting these actions as your body preparing you to conquer your stressful task will allow you to reduce the negative health effects of stress.

Dreams are the most curious asides and soliloquies of the soul. When a man recollects his dream, it is like meeting the ghost of himself. Dreams often surprise us into the strangest self-knowledge.... Dreaming is the truest confessional, and often the sharpest penance. 

Dreaming is an act of pure imagination, attesting in all men a creative power, which if it were available in waking, would make every man a Dante or Shakespeare

 Last night—I cannot know which way it cameOr what star-way it went—
There was a little dream without a name
That left my soul content...

Dreams are illustrations... from the book your soul is writing about you.  

I am accustomed to sleep and in my dreams to imagine the same things that lunatics imagine when awake.  ~Rene Descartes, "Meditations on First Philosophy"

Pay attention to your dreams - God's angels often speak directly to our hearts when we are asleep

That which the dream shows is the shadow of such wisdom as exists in man, even if during his waking state he may know nothing about it.... We do not know it because we are fooling away our time with outward and perishing things, and are asleep in regard to that which is real within our self.

Huge and mighty forms that do not live like living men, moved slowly through the mind by day and were trouble to my dreams. 

Our dreams disturb us because they refuse to pander to our fondest notions of ourselves.  The closer one looks, the more they seem to insist upon a challenging proposition: You must live truthfully.  Right now.  And always.  Few forces in life present, with an equal sense of inevitability, the bare-knuckle facts of who we are, and the demands of what we might become.

If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine.

Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society.  If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power

Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route. 

Half the modern drugs could well be thrown out the window except that the birds might eat them.

To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?

Coquetry is the essential characteristic, and the prevalent humor of women; but they do not all practice it, because the coquetry of some is restrained by fear or by reason.

Coquetry whets the appetite; flirtation depraves it.  Coquetry is the thorn that guards the rose - easily trimmed off when once plucked.  Flirtation is like the slime on water-plants, making them hard to handle, and when caught, only to be cherished in slimy waters.

Happiness is always a by-product. It is probably a matter of temperament, and for anything I know it may be glandular. But it is not something that can be demanded from life, and if you are not happy you had better stop worrying about it and see what treasures you can pluck from your own brand of unhappiness. 

Often people attempt to live their lives backwards; they try to have more things, or more money, in order to do more of what they want, so they will be happier. The way it actually works is the reverse. You must first be who you really are, then do what you need to do, in order to have what you want.

This is my "depressed stance." When you’re depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you’ll start to feel better. If you’re going to get any joy out of being depressed, you’ve got to stand like this.

I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a door mat or a prostitute. 

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I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naïve or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.

When I see the elaborate study and ingenuity displayed by women in the pursuit of trifles, I feel no doubt of their capacity for the most herculean undertakings.